Bottle of wine to the face

Armless Girl Gets A Pilot License

Jessica Cox, 25, a girl born without arms, stands inside an aircraft. The girl from Tucson, Arizona got the Sport Pilot certificate lately and became the first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet.

Jessica Cox of Tucson was born without arms, but that has only stopped her from doing one thing: using the word "can't."


Her latest flight into the seemingly impossible is becoming the first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet.

With one foot manning the controls and the other delicately guiding the steering column, Cox, 25, soared to achieve a Sport Pilot certificate. Her certificate qualifies her to fly a light-sport aircraft to altitudes of 10,000 feet.

"She's a good pilot. She's rock solid," said Parrish Traweek, 42, the flying instructor at San Manuel's Ray Blair Airport.

Parrish Traweek runs PC Aircraft Maintenance and Flight Services and has trained many pilots, some of whom didn't come close to Cox's abilities.

"When she came up here driving a car," Traweek recalled, "I knew she'd have no problem flying a plane."



Doctors never learned why she was born without arms, but she figured out early on that she didn't want to use prosthetic devices.

Prison Vs Worker

IN PRISON
you spend the majority of
your time in an 8'X10' cell .










AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle








IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).





AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and probably
have to pay for it yourself .



IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.



AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.



IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you





AT WORK
you must carry around a security card
and unlock open all the doors yourself .




IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.



AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



IN PRISON
they allow your family and
friends to visit.



IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.


Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for.........

Kill your Manager

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Police kill a football fan in Brasil

Police brutality is a term used to describe the excessive use of physical force, assault, verbal attacks, and threats by police officers and other law enforcement officers. The term may also be used to apply to such behavior when used by prison officers. Widespread, systematic police brutality exists in many countries, even those which prosecute it.Brutality is one of several forms of police misconduct which include false arrest, intimidation, racial profiling, political repression, surveillance abuse, sexual abuse, and police corruption. (policebrutality)

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